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The National Business Review

January 27 2006

Media Watch: Chattering-class hero behaving badly
by David Cohen

But the Listener piece ignores the Nine to Noon presenter's performance

In case you didn't know, Linda Clark will be stepping down from National Radio's Nine To Noon programme in March after presenting the high-profile magazine show for almost four years.

Ms Clark's colleagues definitely know.

Within Radio New Zealand's Wellington operation, a strong cover story in this week's Listener on the departing broadcaster has gone down like a cup of cold public service coffee.

Small wonder. Over the five-page profile, written by Joanne Black, Ms Clark holds forth at scathing length on what's wrong with the journalistic establishment generally, Radio New Zealand particularly and some of her old workmates especially.

In the process, the woman who once edited a magazine called Grace reveals herself to be rather notably graceless when placed on the other side of a recording device. A lovely smile, to be sure, just like a crocodile.

The presenter "never fitted" into Radio New Zealand's newsroom culture, she reveals, characterising the environment as one of deep unhappiness, lousy management and risible young lightweights.

Her erstwhile chums on Nine to Noon, including the four producers the show chomped through during her time behind the mike and the many stand-in presenters who fronted during her sometimes baffling absences? Ms Clark appears unable to muster an ennobling thought about any of them, either. Now, as ever, she looks upon her RNZ employer and colleagues with the "sense of being a misfit," she complains. "I don't understand the culture."

So she's leaving journalism altogether. Possibly, she suggests, the move will be to a late-blooming career in law. More likely, one suspects, it will turn out to be a fat-paying gig in public relations, where unlike in journalism people "do really interesting things which actually use their brains and where they are treated as grown-ups," she gushes, casting another eye back on what was and what might have been.

Four long years. And 20 years in the reporting business overall too; a longer time yet - but not so long that this columnist can't recall a strikingly similar discourse inside the old New Zealand Times office, in which the then still-tender Ms Clark, scowling like a sunburn, had much the same to say about many of her colleagues, and even then seemed to pine for an occupational station better suited to her thoroughly middle-class English roots.

As might be expected, the latest story goes big on the misfit-in-residence's litany of complaints - but stays light on any discussion of her own performance. So when the outgoing presenter delivers her verdict on the state of the country's print media "so much of what I read isn't very penetrating ... very contextual ... very illuminating", the question of her own contributions to the status quo is tactfully passed over.

Surely that's an oversight in the case of a presenter who, in all seriousness, once insisted on air that the Israeli news media is entirely government-run, who laughed like a drain during a live discussion with an Australian correspondent over a particularly vicious outback killing, and for much of the past few years has pursued an increasingly strange narrative to do with the supposed state of the Anglo-American-Australian hegemony in the Middle East. Nothing very illuminating or contextual there.

Ms Clark also enjoys the dubious distinction of being the National Radio presenter responsible for occasioning the organisation's biggest-ever grovel following a Broadcasting Standards Authority decision that a programme she hosted in August 2003 was blatantly unfair and unbalanced in its hounding of Peter Ellis.

Still, the article skips a number of obvious kudos as well. It is one measure of her success that even Wellington insiders who claim to despise the presenter seem to listen to her religiously - and to recycle her comments at parties.

Another has been her skilfully even-handed composure while interviewing local politicians. Unlike her attempts at offshore dialogue, the English-born Ms Clark's political views have nearly always remained impossible to glean from her discussions with New Zealand leaders. And - credit where it's due, please - her taste in music knocks spots off predecessor Kim Hill's frequently tragic selections.

As tempers cool over at Radio New Zealand, the organisation's attention will naturally focus on Ms Clark's own successor. National Radio says it is looking for a "high-profile, high quality" replacement here and abroad.

A number of possible candidates are sidebarred with the Listener piece. They include former host Maggie Barry unlikely, she says, accidental tourist Anita McNaught so full of love for the ordinary Kiwi battler, but could she eschew the baubles of the Beeb? and the enigmatic Kathryn Ryan but does she have the common touch?.

The expectation appears to be that the replacement must be a woman.

But if a politically right-leaning host remains out of the question - this is Radio New Zealand, after all - then how about a man? He would need to be a seasoned broadcaster, internationally literate, quick-witted and, ideally, someone already familiar to listeners. And if he harked from the political left, then at least he would need to be known as someone who did so with nuance if not panache.

So what about John Pagani? Even the grumpy incumbent would be hard pressed to find a snippy thing to say about her own choice for Nine to Noon's current European correspondent.

KUDOS: Even Wellington insiders who claim to despise Linda Clark seem to recycle her comments at parties