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It’s official – all men
are paedophiles. All men are rapists. If you know a man, go call the Police
right now because they are BOUND to go and kiddy fiddle the second they are
free. And if you are a man reading this, you should go down to the local cop
shop and turn yourself in. It’s for your own good really. I am of course talking
about the latest pimple of the face of what we call Political Correctness –
the Auckland man asked to move on a Qantas flight because he was sitting next
to a young boy travelling alone and it is the airline's policy that only
women were allowed to sit next to unaccompanied children. Obviously they
think men are perverts and will fiddle at first opportunity. At least that’s
not what they say directly but to have an empty seat next to an unaccompanied
kid, or a female passenger – anyone but a man, indicates what Qantas and also
Air New Zealand think about the mental purity of male New Zealanders. National’s PC
eradicator Dr Wayne Mapp has called this “political correctness that had got
out of hand”. He goes on to quote (courtesy of stuff.co.nz, "I
think this is a gross over-reaction by the airlines. What do they think men
are going to do that women won't? It is the same as saying men shouldn't sit
beside children on a bus." Maybe men shouldn’t be
on a bus with children if it is that dangerous. In fact, here are some
changes I think we should make to society in order to better protect children
from men: Photo ID and over 18
for buying apples: photo ID needed, as any man who buys apples is surely
going to put razor blades in them and sell them to children; Men’s only buses and
planes: Here the men can travel without posing problems to any young children
who of course aren’t around. How they will all travel for a period of time
without giving in to their fix of molesting a child will be intolerable
cruelty for them surely, hence discouraging the use of public transport and
increasing greenhouse emissions from private cars. Male teachers,
policemen, firemen, nurses, doctors and all other public servants and other
types who interact with children must have female supervisors in order to
monitor behaviour. Or else if that fails, segregate the entire culture into
male, female and child. Movies theatres must be divided into three sections,
with the men section surrounded by barbed wire and armed guards. I’m sure I can suggest
more, and you’re probably thinking I’m being obtuse. But am I really? What
ever happened to the notion that most people are abused by people they know?
Sure, the airlines do have a responsibility as the temporary guardians, as
mentioned in the article, to protect children’s safety. But in this country,
and most around the world, a person is innocent of a crime until proven
guilty of it. But tell that to any Arabic looking person who’s had to fly
anywhere in the past 4 years. Although I generally
disagree with him, I find myself ironically in agreement with Green Party MP
Keith Locke. Mr Locke said "I will be writing to the Human Rights
Commission asking them to intervene to bring the two airlines to their
senses. The airline needed to recognise that men are people too”. He also
adds that, "it is prejudicial to presume that men can't be trusted to
have contact with children unless they are related to them or are specially trained”.
He’s right – men are the new Arabs. Something goes wrong you see a man. The
Patriarchy. Men are the root of all social evil in New Zealand. Can’t live
with them, can’t live without them. I spent this year at
uni taking the bus into Auckland city. Since I finished each day at 5, by the
time I got on the bus there were plenty of school children on the same route.
I managed not to touch any of them by they must have been extremely fearful
of all the men who happened to be traveling. Had I been on THAT flight and
asked to move I would have caused the biggest scene short of being arrested
under anti-terror laws. Or maybe I would get arrested and make it a bigger
deal than it already is now. This article has to end
now. I have to go and start nailing boards on my windows. Not to protect
myself from the angry mob who only want to protect their kids from me, but to
stop myself from doing anything I can’t control.
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