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News Reports 3 : Dec 4-31 2005




The Press
December 23 2005

I'm not that sort of man
Letter to the Editor
by Ian Smith, Addington

I am a male, which so far puts me offside with your correspondent, Laura Keddell (Dec 17). Hopefully this explanation of my maleness will calm her regarding me individually.

I'm not heartily offended by the airlines' decision not to let me sit next to unaccompanied children. There would be enormous relief if they extended the ban to dreary feminists. Give me a bright child's company any day.

Thirty-seven years ago I started teaching children. It can't be achieved without intimate proximity and oodles of patience. Parents are always welcomed to watch. None ever complained about the teaching methods. Most left and went off to do the shopping.

Many former students bring their children round home here. Some tell me I'd been more a father to them than their own. I've done my best by them. We hug unabashedly and treasure the friendship.

In the meantime, my own family has been paid for, succoured and defended. No-one's been sent anywhere unaccompanied on a plane.

My grandchildren drop in on me regularly. I treasure them too. And hug them publicly.

Laura Keddell can rest assured she can carry on walking the street at night with no hindrance from me.

If she needs help and I'm nearby I'll spring to her aid without a second thought.

If she's unaccompanied on a flight, I'll do the same. And then we'll be friends too.